Okay this isn't much of a contest because everyone has a different sense of humour.
But how this works is you send me something funny that you've said lately and I'll post it here and give the credit to you. Then as they build up when people are bored or need a good laugh they can just read the funny quotes here. Just to be clear they can be in roleplay quotes or not in roleplay, they could be something you said or something a friend said to you in real life. Can't wait to see those funny quptes.

LOLWCOA-Laugh Out Loud While Choaking On Air

Everything in life is here for a reason, except clowns. Seriously, what the hell!

*ok, so a couple of my girl friends were over for a sleepover and I was practicing putting on my eyeliner for halloween. i kept on going back to my room and my friend would be like "That's a little too much" and then the third time I come in and my friend says "That's perfect!" and I reply "I took it off".*

How important do you have to be to be assasinated, instead of murdered?

Behind every man is a woman rolling her eyes.

God made man first because you have to make a rough copy before you make a masterpiece.