Christmas Crack Thread

Ruby uses her sword to cut thought Sped's spear, "No killing of the kitty!" She yelled, "And besides he saved your life what were you going to breath in space? Moon dust?"

"Make the deal" Saz whispered to his Shinigami Zellogi.
Hehehe this will come in handy in blackmailing santa

you call that a kitty....?He said as he pointed at Beyond.And how do you know he saved us it might have been someone else.And yes I can breathe in space I tried that before

"The lack of oxygen must of damaged your brain. PREPARE TO DIE!" Ruby pulls out of her pocket a huge.... FEATHER! "I will tickle you to death!" she yells all awesome like and uses the feather to tickle Sped.

Saz looks at Ruby and Sped and innocently pulls out a notebook and begins writing something down.

Mattias sets Saz on fire.

"Pwnt."

Light walks in dressed a santa. "Um...hi?"

Stops her feather attack on sped and jumps on Santa! "Oh my god Santa! No one believed me when i said you were real! I was an amazingly good girl this year... well expect for burning that hospital down BUT you have to believe me they were evil robot Nazi zombie vampires. So yeah i did good. I WANT A ROCKET LAUNCHER FOR CHRISTMAS!"

"Hoe hoe hoe you want a rocket? Alright!" Light pulls out a sack full of goodies and hands Ruby a toy space rocket filled wit ants.

Carol singers appear in front of them.
"OH GOD THE MOST EVIL THINGS OF THEM ALL! EVERYONE RUN!" Beyond screamed at them all before running in a zig zag pattern with his arms flailing in the air.

"No No No Santa, this is not what i want." She said pushing the toy back to him. "Rocket Launcher. due to your fuck up I have come to the conclusion that you are not Santa but an IMPOSTOR!" She said ripping off his beard.

Light had another santa beard under that beard as a precaution. "Ho be more specific bish." Light santa said throwing it behind him and it explodes sending swarms of ants at ruby."Take that, non believer. yeah."

Jumps on Lights back so that if the ants are going to attack her she's taking him down too. "You shall rue this day so called Santa RUE IT!" She yells while hitting Light on the head like the insane woman that she is.

SPedster stops Light Santa and Ruby We've got more bigger problemsHe said as he pointed at Carol.I hope you've got a gun.

Beyond looks at everything that is happening in amazement O.O

"bigger things? Like? Gun?? Naughty!! Instah naughty list" Light adds Sped's name on the naughty note list.

You...die now...He said as he charged at Light

"MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBO- ... ... nevermind..." Beyond said

"WAIT!" Ruby yells out holding up her hands. "Its Christmas we shouldn't be fighting we should be having fun." Pulls out a big bag of toys and gifts. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Gives everyone what they want most.

"A naked Emma Watson doing a backwards crabwalk... YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!" Saz exclaimed.

Mattias hops into his new red and blue Mac Truck along with Megan Fox dressed in a scandalous reindeer outfit. "Oh snap."

Light grinned at the sight and began to cackle with glee, as the birth of his new world had come to be. "Merry Christmas indeed!"were the words he exclaimed for all he wanted was a new world free of all crime.

Hunter shoots a random bartender just to spite Light Imagay.

A......I don't know what the hell this is......So now you die.He said while charging at Ruby

Ruby pulls out her rocket launcher that she wanted for Christmas and fires it at Sped. "Take that you jerk!"